An elite military group goes out to find a black-ops interrogation ship that has gone radio silent. What they find isn't really what they expect. I found this movie to be mildly interesting but they lost me in the last 15 minutes. I just don't get it and - considering my lack of invested interest in the film - don't care, either.
Ju-On: Black Ghost 
aka Ju-on: Kuroi shojo Rotten Tomatoes = - / 27
Personal = 5.5 Links Updated Oct 14, 2019
One of many follow-ups to the
movies, this one follows a cursed patient in a hospital and all the usual hauntings that surround her. Exactly what you'd expect with no new ground broken.
Ju-On: White Ghost 
aka Ju-On: Shiroi rojo / Ju-On: Old Lady in White Rotten Tomatoes = - / 40
Personal = 6.1 Links Updated Oct 4, 2019
A companion film to Ju-On: Black Ghost (see above), this one was pretty good. The cursed old lady is quite nightmarish and I had a feeling of dark dread throughout the film. Best of the Ju-on mythos after
Metal: A Headbanger's Journey 
Rotten Tomatoes = 90 / 91
Personal = 8.1 Updated Nov 30, 2019
Excellent documentary detailing the history and culture of metal music - how's it's impacted society and changed the world. Quite a lot of attention is also devoted to explaining and defining the various metal sub-genres. Very well put together making it both a treat for headbangers (even the closet variety, like me) and an informative glimpse into the metal sub-culture for those who are not.
Ju-On: The Beginning of the End 
aka Ju-on: Owari no hajimari Rotten Tomatoes = - / 17
Personal = 4.3 Links Updated Oct 15, 2019
In yet another installment to the
franchise, there really isn't anything new. This one centers around Toshio's teacher and gets somewhat convoluted and incomprehensible. I can tell they're really trying to bring something fresh to the party but...
The Man from Earth 
Rotten Tomatoes = - / 85
Personal = 8.3 Links Updated 9/6/19
Boy was I surprised. I heard this movie was pretty much all talk so I didn't expect too much from it. As it turns out, this film is fascinating. It's basically about a guy who decides to tell his colleagues that he's been alive since the dawn of man and the discussions it generates are philosophically, intellectually and spiritually quite intriguing enciting wonder, confusion and anger in equal measures within the group. Exceptionally well written!
Ju-On: The Final Curse 
aka Ju-on: Za fainaru Rotten Tomatoes = - / 8
Personal = 5.3 Links Updated 8/27/19
The sister of the teacher in
Ju-on: The Beginning of the End
is now involved and she thinks she can finally put an end to the whole affair. Relying more on jump scares than the atmospheric creepiness of the early films, this does have a few good ones. Still, we've all become far to used to all this by now.
Psycho III 
Rotten Tomatoes = 58 / 29
Personal = 5.6 Updated Nov 19, 2019
There really isn't anything new here. Even Norman is getting a bit stale. Anthony Perkins tried his hand at directing this one and I think he did a very nice job of it but the film really needed a better story for him to work with.
Sadako vs. Kayako 
Rotten Tomatoes = 50 / 31
Personal = 5.1 Updated Nov 30, 2019
What would you expect from a film exploiting the success of
by bringing the two cursed characters together to duke it out? Exactly this!! Mildly entertaining in its own goofy way.
Hellraiser V: Inferno 
Rotten Tomatoes = - / 35
Personal = 6.6 Updated Nov 19, 2019
This one centers around an incredibly smart but unethical policeman who discovers a puzzle box at a horrific crime scene. Of course, he opens it and encounters pretty much what you'd expect. Not a bad entry in the series ...although it may be somewhat confusing at the end. Just keep in mind that once someone opens the box, anything can happen. Some good scares and interesting twists and a couple of really "fresh" new cenobites.
The Last Stand 
Rotten Tomatoes = 61 / 53
Personal = 7.2 Updated Dec 7, 2019
There's a manhunt going on for a high profile drug lord who is expected to pass through a little town just north of the Mexican border and the sheriff is not about to let that happen. Maybe it's just because I like Arnold Schwarzenegger but I found this film to be just plain fun. Lots of action, a few good jokes, sociopathic villains, good shoot outs and more. What's not to like?
V/H/S Viral 
Rotten Tomatoes = 35 / 13
Personal = 4.1 Updated Nov 19, 2019
After making 2 terrific VHS films ...what happened? There isn't a single story in this one that measures up to any story in
Makes me sad. This could shut down a franchise that was truly original and one that I was really looking forward to what would happen next. The trailer, which contains all the best moments, makes it look far greater than it is.
I Spit on Your Grave 
aka Day of the Woman Rotten Tomatoes = 53 / 40
Personal = 5.6 Updated 5/3/19
A rather vile and disgusting exploitative revenge movie which focuses on a woman being attacked and raped for about 45 minutes and then on her brutal acts of revenge. Even though this film is the inspiration, it's not nearly as imaginative as the
Watch that one instead.
The St. Valentine's Day Massacre 
Roger Corman at his best with this bio-pic about the title event. One of the most historically accurate films I've ever seen, complete with a narrator to fill in the names and dates of all the events and participants. If you haven't seen this Capone era masterpiece, you've really missed one of the best gangster films of all time.
Hard Boiled 
aka Lat sau san taam Rotten Tomatoes = 94 / 92
Personal = 9.2 Links Updated 7/24/19
Jack Woo's last Hong Kong film before coming to the states, he went balls out on this non-stop action, crime thriller involving 2 cops stuck right in the middle of a major drug war. Highlights include some of the most incredible stunts I've seen, a single shot traveling gun battle that goes on for nearly 5 minutes, electric performances by Chow Yun-Fat and Tony Leung, and, holy crap! What a body count!!
The Chronicles of Riddick 
Rotten Tomatoes = 29 / 65
Personal = 8.6 Links Updated Oct 15, 2019
Riddick is hired to help in the war vs. the Necromongers. He's not interested but he gets dragged into it anyway. Exceptionally good sci fi with Riddick at his best. Good characters, good story, awesome special effects, and a lot of Riddick's history if you watch the extended version. In fact, I think one of the reasons this didn't do as well as it should have in theaters was because it lacked the back story found in the extended version. Find a copy!
Creepshow 2 
Rotten Tomatoes = 33 / 40
Personal = 4.0 Links Updated 9/6/19
What a sad follow up to a classic comic horror film. The only story in this one worth watching is "The Hitch-hiker" and even that is not as good as any of the stories in the first film. They forgot to include any of the
wit and charm in this one making it just another run-of-the-mill horror anthology ...and not a very good one, at that.
Pitch Black 
Rotten Tomatoes = 59 / 77
Personal = 7.4 Updated Nov 19, 2019
Riddick's first film takes place on a planet with multiple suns making it perpetual daylight ...except once every 22 years when a total eclipse occurs. That's when the creatures come out to play and all hell breaks loose. Tense, action-packed story with everyone not sure who to be more scared of ...the creatures or Riddick. Quite a worthy introduction for our anti-hero with more adventures to follow.
Ringu 2 
Rotten Tomatoes = 0 / 51
Personal = 4.1 Links Updated Oct 15, 2019
I found this sequel to
to be slightly more active than the first film but far more confusing ...I lost the plot somewhere along the way and never found it again. It just didn't seem to flow very well ...despite a couple creepy scenes.
Eat That Question: Frank Zappa in His Own Words 
Rotten Tomatoes = 92 / 73
Personal = 8.3 Updated Oct 4, 2019
A candid view of one of the 20th century's finest composers. Multiple interviews talking about comedy, home life, politics, his irreverant and totally honest views on life in general and, of course, his extensive library of incredibly unique music.
Rotten Tomatoes = 57 / 56
Personal = 7.1 Updated Nov 19, 2019
After being unceremoniously dumped by his fellow Necromongers on an unknown world, Riddick must fight to survive and find a way off planet. The third Riddick film is basically just a different version of the first film,
with a different set of characters. In that film, the monsters came out when it got dark. In this one, they come out when it rains. The rest is just the interplay between characters. But, that was good enough for me. I've always enjoyed the character and it's really good fun.
Don't Breathe 
aka A Man in the Dark Rotten Tomatoes = 88 / 78
Personal = 9.0 Updated Nov 19, 2019
Three young people break into an old, blind man's house to steal $300k. They didn't count on how resourceful this man can be or that getting out is going to be far harder than getting in. ...and how about that secret in the basement? A full throttle, roller coaster ride of a thriller with Stephan Lang's Oscar worthy performance as the blind man who's more dangerous than the monster from your worst nightmare.
The Hamiltons 
Rotten Tomatoes = - / 38
Personal = 4.0 Updated 5/10/19
A real ho-hum vampire movie about a family that has a rare condition that forces them to drink blood and has to move around a lot because they keep killing women. And what's hiding out in the shed? I think this films biggest problem is the characters are not particularly likable and not even the twist ending could save this film. Skip this one and go for the
instead. It's much better and you won't miss anything by not seeing this one first.
Skinwalker Ranch 
Rotten Tomatoes = - / 27
Personal = 4.9 Links Updated Oct 15, 2019
Found footage style film about a bunch of ghost investigators investigating a ranch which seems to be a hot spot for UFO and other unexplained phenomena. They were asked to come out by the ranch owner who's son simply vanished during a birthday party. Beyond a few spine tingling moments and some really nightmarish imagery, there's nothing here we haven't seen before.
The Usual Suspects 
Rotten Tomatoes = 89 / 96
Personal = 9.1 Links Updated Oct 15, 2019
One of the best caper movies ever made with one of the most phenominally profound twist endings ever. Everything about this movie - the story, the acting (especially the excellent performance by Kevin Spacey), the dialogue - works!! If you haven't seen it, you're missing a good one. Firmly placed in
Doc's Profoundly Twisted List.
Assassin's Creed 
Rotten Tomatoes = 18 / 43
Personal = 7.5 Links Updated Oct 15, 2019
Yes, there are action movies that are really nothing more than action movies. This is one of them. But, even an action move can be fun to watch and I found this one tremendously exciting. You won't find any depth here but you will find some exceptionally good escapist entertainment.
Lone Survivor 
Rotten Tomatoes = 75 / 87
Personal = 8.1 Updated Nov 10, 2019
Excellent real-life biopic of Navy Seal Marcus Luttrell, the sole survivor of a reconnaissance mission in Afghanistan. The strong personal and emotional interaction between friends and comrades is punctuated by gripping and intensely realistic scenes of warfare as the group struggles to survive against overwhelming odds. Very well made, heart-felt film.
The Lathe of Heaven 
Rotten Tomatoes = - / 72
Personal = 9.2 Links Updated Oct 15, 2019
The first made-for-TV film by PBS is probably still the best film they ever produced ...and on practically no budget. Bruce Davidson gives an incredible performance as a man who dreams and everything changes, and how a dream specialist tries to manipulate him with dire consequences. Fantastic dialogue and a mind twisting storyline makes up for the nearly laughable special effects. Don't be misled by the
...which was just awful. Watch this one and watch it now!
Rotten Tomatoes = 65 / 64
Personal = 6.7 Updated Nov 19, 2019
Great movie except...**SPOILER ALERT** Why would a super intelligent guy who's managed to get deep under cover with one of the world's more dangerous terrorist cells suddenly decide to go see his sister when he knows she's being watched. That's just stupid and makes absolutely no sense. If it wasn't for this bit of idiocy, I would have rated this film much higher.
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