Rotten Tomatoes = 52 / 65
Personal = 8.6 Updated New Years Day, 2020
The Kingsman agents must team up with the Statesman agents in the USA to save the world from a threat to most of mankind. The imagination of the people involved in this is simply mind-bending. Not only are the action scenes full of unique, unheard of ideas, they are totally outrageous and so far over-the-top, they should come off as being absolutely ludicrous. But, they're so well done, it makes you smile and cheer. Story, heroes, and villains are excellent as well. What a superbly fun experience. Elton John's a riot!
The Foreigner 
Rotten Tomatoes = 65 / 72
Personal = 9.5 Updated New Years Day, 2020
A 61-year-old Chinese man living in London loses his daughter in an IRA terrorist bombing and he's determine to make the terrorists pay. A fantastic movie that is so much more than a simple revenge film. The story is actually quite complex that'll take a second viewing to put it all together but it's still simple enough to follow along. Jackie Chan and Pierce Brosnan were awesome. The action sequences are tight and realistic and the direction was flawless. I thought it was one of the best films of the year.
Rotten Tomatoes = 56 / 81
Personal = 6.7 Updated Feb 6, 2020
Powaqqatsi (Hopi language): A way of life that consumes the life forces of other beings in order to further its own life. Godfrey Reggio and Philip Glass present the second film in a series of visual and musical montages of world life ...in this case the juxtaposition of life in impoverished cultures and the modern life of the privileged. Not as visually or musically stunning as
- I could have done without the '80's pop culture montages and the last 15 minutes were particularly irritating - but still quite compelling, nonetheless.
Thor 3: Ragnarok 
Rotten Tomatoes = 93 / 87
Personal = 9.8 Updated New Years Day, 2020
Thor finds out he has an extremely evil and powerful sister who wishes to lord over Asgard. What an incredible afternoon at the movies. I've become quite impressed and pleased with the Marvel Cinematic Universe and this film is the quintessential comic book movie. Colorful and charismatic characters, absolutely stunning visuals, extreme and exciting action, and funny as hell, I felt like a kid who fell into his comic book. This is the reason we still like to watch movies on the big screen. Fantastic!
Red Eye 
Rotten Tomatoes = 79 / 64
Personal = 5.7 Updated New Years Day, 2020
On the red eye to Miami, a woman is threatened with the death of her father if she doesn't help with an assassination. This was a tense and entertaining movie but everything seemed a bit too structured. There was a lot of dialogue that interfered with someone just doing something ...like warning someone they're going to attack them before they do. Yeah, threats were really big in this film. Neither of the leads were very convincing. Overall, it was a fun thriller without a lot of memorable qualities.
The Town That Dreaded Sundown 
Rotten Tomatoes = 68 / 40
Personal = 6.3 Updated 6/30/19
In 2013, a copycat of the Phantom Killer (who terrorized the residents of Texarkana in 1946) is attempting to replicate the murders in the film
The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976)
based on those killings. Points for an original twist on a reboot. Otherwise, it's pretty much just a serial killer mystery. What sets it a step above average is the lead characters are thoroughly likable which, when you're not presenting anything original, is extremely important. Overall, well made and entertaining.
Locker 13 
An anthology movie with 5 stories that are sort of what you'd expect from the '80's versions of
The Twilight Zone
Alfred Hitchcock Presents.
The stories were good and there were a lot of recognizable faces. The endings to some of the stories were quite sudden and, as such, somewhat anti-climatic. I've seen plenty of anthology movies that were better but this was fine for an evening's entertainment.
The Gracefield Incident 
Rotten Tomatoes = 0 / 16
Personal = 3.1 Links Updated 5/5/19
Three couples, staying at a cabin in the woods, find themselves under siege by aliens. This is a totally ridiculous movie. Half of it takes place in the woods where they do little more than look lost and scared. Nobody makes a single intelligent decision, and the dialogue appears to actually support that the principals involved are total morons ...including the director! Even the aliens are stupid. I knew what was going to happen but I never dreamed they could make the ending that hokie (palm smacking forehead).
Sexy Beast 
Rotten Tomatoes = 86 / 85
Personal = 4.0 Updated New Years Day, 2020
An ex-heist man's refusal to go on another job causes a few problems. This argument over doing the job or not goes on for the first hour of the film in long scenes of vulgar dialogue. The rest of the film deals with the results of this discussion which climax into ...well, nothing really. It ends the same way it starts. The acting was good and the movie has good ratings and a cult following but I just don't see the appeal of watching a bunch of unlikable characters treating each other like hell ...and taking their time doing it.
Eye for an Eye 
Rotten Tomatoes = 8 / 55
Personal = 4.8 Updated Nov 27, 2019
After a rapist/murderer is released on a technicality, the mother of the victim plans a scheme to kill the offender. Despite all the familiar faces and John Schlesinger directing, this film is sort of lifeless. I think it's because there's hardly any musical score at all so there's really no sense of tension, danger, threat, etc., it just falls flat ...not to mention being rather slow-paced. I don't think Sally Fields was the right choice for the part, either. The vengeful climax was fitting and entertaining but nothing we haven't seen before.
Blade Runner 2049 
Rotten Tomatoes = 87 / 81
Personal = 7.1 Updated Jan 3, 2020
Upon hunting down an old version replicant, a blade runner discovers what may be the existence of a hybrid human/replicant child. The dark, billboard crowded streets and oppressive music creates a dystopian world that is nothing short of phenomenal and totally immersive. However, the filmmakers must have really been in love with what they were doing as there were far too many times where I was going, "Yes, that's very pretty and philosophical. Can we go move on to the next scene, please". Easily 45 minutes too long.
Rotten Tomatoes = 70 / 31
Personal = 3.9 Links Updated 9/16/19
Industrial waste turns beavers into zombie monsters who then proceed to terrorize a lake community. The simple premise of zombie beavers tells you this is intended to be campy, fun, farcical and not to be taken seriously. Unfortunately, unlike good campy features, like
this one fails miserably by delving deeply into sex and toilet humor, sophomoric behavior, and making all it's characters as unlikable as possible. It got better but some good moments in the last 20 min does not a good movie make.
Beyond the Black Rainbow 
Rotten Tomatoes = 56 / 52
Personal = 6.6 Updated New Years Day, 2020
I'd give you an idea of what this movie is about but I wouldn't know what to say as I have no idea. Ponderously slow with hardly any exposition, you'd think I would have really disliked it ...but I didn't. Surrealistically stark and sterile, yet strangely beautiful and colorful, it was like walking through a dream straight out of
Even though I was finding it very difficult to make sense of any of it, I was thoroughly hypnotized right up to the very end. What a long, strange trip this was.
Murder on the Orient Express 
Rotten Tomatoes = 60 / 54
Personal = 6.5 Updated New Years Day, 2020
A passenger is murdered on the Orient Express and Hercule Poirot must solve the case. Agatha Christie purists will probably have some issues with it (I know my wife did) as Poirot is portrayed as a bit of a fighter when a couple altercations ensue. Also, it was obviously updated for today's theater audience but that's as it should be, imo. 9+ people out of 10 know how this ends so it's all in the story and I think they did a good job ...not as good as
David Suchet's version,
but I liked it.
Rotten Tomatoes = 16 / 36
Personal = 5.0 Updated Feb 8, 2020
Every so often, we're treated to a super catastrophic disaster movie featuring hollow characters who try in vain to yank on our emotional heart strings, contrived and ofttimes silly premises and story lines, punctuated by eye-bulging visuals and jaw-dropping special effects. This is one of those films ...and not done very well. The reason why the villains in this are doing what they're doing is rather moronic and nonsensical and the spec fx I've seen before ...and better. I'm still waiting for the next
They Live 
Rotten Tomatoes = 86 / 79
Personal = 4.8 Updated New Years Day, 2020
A drifter stumbles upon a pair of sunglasses that allows him to see aliens among us. Since I keep seeing it pop up in cult listings, I figured it's about time to watch it. And now I'm wondering what the attraction is. The acting is bad, the dialogue is atrocious and it looks painfully low budget. Certain plot points didn't make much sense like an overly long, protracted fight scene taking place simply because one of the participants didn't want to put on the sunglasses left me shaking my head in wonder. I must be missing something.
Death Race 2000 
Rotten Tomatoes = 83 / 64
Personal = 8.4 Updated New Years Day, 2020
The Corman classic of the '70's, which spawned a modern day franchise, is still just as much fun to watch today as it was back then ...if you like campy humor. The characters (or should I say stereotypical caricatures) are played to perfection, the humor is precise and there's some really good racing action for its time going on here. Will always be a favorite.
aka Trolljegeren Rotten Tomatoes = 83 / 72
Personal = 6.1 Updated Nov 27, 2019
A Norwegian found footage film about a man whose job with the government is to control the troll population and a film crew of students coming along for the ride. This movie was quite interesting and enjoyable for the first half when the first troll is revealed. After that, however, the film just became redundant with a lot of riding around in the car with characters which weren't that interesting and the occasional troll hunt which got old pretty quickly for me. Impressive troll effects, ok film.
Sukiyaki Western Django 
Rotten Tomatoes = 56 / 57
Personal = 7.5 Updated Jan 12, 2020
The film centers around 2 clans' uneasy relationship in their control of a town and a stranger who comes in to stir things up. This is basically a spaghetti western in Japanese that is quite exaggerated almost to the point of parody ...sort of a cross between Sergio Leone films and
(in fact, Quentin Tarantino has a small role in this). Having the Japanese actors speak English, when it's obviously not what they're used to, makes the dialogue pleasantly lyrical. Great action and shootouts. Extremely enjoyable.
Rotten Tomatoes = - / 31
Personal = 4.9 Updated Nov 27, 2019
Three friends just graduated from the police academy and find out what being a cop is really all about. One in particular is befriended by a Captain who deals drugs for a major drug lord. An enjoyable movie with the lead man being very clever in how he's able to manipulate just about everybody. But, unfortunately, the movie was somewhat slow and not particularly engaging. The ending has so many loose ends, it was like watching a TV series that was canceled after the first two episodes.
The Pack 
aka La meute Rotten Tomatoes = - / 19
Personal = 7.9 Links Updated 9/16/19
A young woman and a hitchhiker stop at a saloon in the middle of nowhere. When the hitchhiker disappears in the bathroom, the woman decides to investigate. Bad idea! Just when you think you're watching a film that's reminiscent of
it takes a sharp left placing it in a category all its own. This French film is visceral, perverse, savage, and brutal with no humor and no happy endings. If you like well made extreme horror, this movie definitely fits the bill but you better have the stomach for it. Good job!
The Gravedancers 
Rotten Tomatoes = 100 / 45
Personal = 6.8 Updated New Years Day, 2020
Three friends become haunted when they dance upon the graves of some seriously demented people. The idea of becoming cursed by dancing on a grave was a bit silly ...I've danced on a grave myself and I'm ok. Be that as it may, the movie had a good run with the idea with some good scares, nice pacing and overall, very well made. The last half hour got pretty chaotic and somewhat cheesy and I thought the paranormal investigators were miscast but still a good deal of fun.
Repo Men 
Rotten Tomatoes = 22 / 41
Personal = 5.2 Updated New Years Day, 2020
In the near future, you can get artificial organs on credit. Of course, if you default on your payments, you'll have to deal with the repo men. There's something wrong with this movie ...I just can't pinpoint what it is [he says with a furrowed brow]. The acting was competent and the story was interesting, albeit ludicrous. I think the way it was presented just doesn't work right. Perhaps if it was a bit more campy and not so serious. I don't know ...it just didn't feel true to its subject matter and the ending was totally depressing.
Death Race 2050 
Rotten Tomatoes = 89 / 33
Personal = 2.9 Links Updated 8/9/19
Basically a remake of
Death Race 2000,
everything that made the former film one of the best B-movies ever made is painfully absent from this sequel. The cars are silly and looked like a child designed them. The characters are obnoxious and outrageously over-the-top with no appeal or chemistry. The dialogue was inane and vulgar without a single good line in the film. The race itself was so poorly presented, it looked completely fake with no sense of speed, action, danger, or excitement. What a disappointment and what a mess!!
Justice League 
Rotten Tomatoes = 40 / 72
Personal = 7.0 Updated New Years Day, 2020
Six DC superheros get together to save the world from Steppenwolf and the power of the Mother Boxes. Lots of exciting stuff with a lot of humorous banter between our superheroes. Effects and action were top notch, as usual. Didn't convert me from being primarily a Marvel Cinematic Universe fan (it tended to be somewhat to formulaic to me and somewhat forgettable) but great, super fun, nonetheless.
Mr. Brooks 
Rotten Tomatoes = 55 / 76
Personal = 7.5 Updated Dec 21, 2019
A successful business man, who's addicted to murder, runs into a number of problems with his last kill. This
like psychological thriller is an exceptionally well designed story that gets more complex and complicated as time goes on. Kevin Costner and William Hurt were excellent as they argue with each other throughout the film ...Hurt being Mr. Brooks' inner voice named Marshall, you see. The ending was sufficiently twisted to leave me smiling at the end. Very pleasant watch.
Rotten Tomatoes = 58 / 65
Personal = 8.1 Updated 6/14/19
A quiet, unassuming man is hired by Digicorp to act as a corporate spy. It doesn't take long for things to become complicated and deadly. What a pleasant surprise! This movie from the director of
(an old favorite) has such subtle complexities that both you and our protagonist have no idea who to trust or what's going to happen next. Subliminal mind control, double agents, the understated acting, a constant feeling of dread, and a surprise ending that I never saw coming highlight this remarkable little gem. Included in
Doc's Profoundly Twisted List Princess Mononoke 
aka Mononoke-hime Rotten Tomatoes = 93 / 94
Personal = 7.9 Updated Dec 26, 2019
A young man's search for a cure to a curse, received when he killed a boar demon god, leads him into the middle of a war between humans, beasts, gods and demons. This full length Japanese anime was far better than I expected it would be. The characters were very complex, the motives of all the parties involved made perfect sense, making the whole concept of doing the right thing a very fuzzy area, the animation was fantastic, and the story was varied and full. Quite nice.
Rotten Tomatoes = 48 / 37
Personal = 5.3 Updated New Years Day, 2020
When a clown cancels his appearance at a birthday party, the boy's father puts on a clown costume he finds in a house that he's selling ...not knowing the costume is cursed. This is a pretty creepy and disturbing movie as the father slowly transforms into a child eating monster with no apparent means of taking the costume off or stopping the horrific process. I really felt sorry for everyone involved in this one. They did an incredible job of creating a rather hopeless and sad scenario that makes you fell awful by the time it's over.
Wind Walkers 
Rotten Tomatoes = - / 36
Personal = 3.2 Links Updated 5/2/19
Something about somebody bringing something back from Iraq that's killing these guys in the Florida Keys. That's about the best I can do as far as a mini-synopsis because nothing about this movie made any sense. There were some insidious moments that made it somewhat worthwhile but I didn't understand anyone's behavior or motivation and I could not discern any plot or even identify the danger. Even the score was nothing more than rock tunes which were totally inappropriate. What were they trying to do here?
Gerald's Game 
Rotten Tomatoes = 91 / 72
Personal = 4.4 Updated Oct 23, 2019
Gerald handcuffs his somewhat reluctant wife to the bedposts for a bit of frivolity and promptly drops dead from a heart attack. I was amazed that a movie could be so incredibly torturous and tedious at the same time. Sitting through endless scenes of the wife dealing with fantasies about her past, an apparent specter she calls the moonlight man, a hungry dog, and her current predicament, was a real test of my patience. Huge fan of Mike Flanagan's work ..except this one. It disturbed and bored me in equal measures.
The Little Shop of Horrors  Rotten Tomatoes = 92 / 55
Personal = 5.3 Updated New Years Day, 2020
What do you feed a giant plant that says, "Feed me"? Humans, of course! This Corman classic is outrageously silly with over-the-top characters and a very hungry plant. Despite the silliness of it - and Jack Nicholson's outlandish cameo - the movie has a certain charm that makes it an enjoyable watch with a few laugh-out-loud moments.
The Night Watchmen 
Rotten Tomatoes = 80 / 75
Personal = 7.1 Updated Nov 27, 2019
Four watchmen and an office worker find themselves stuck in an office building with a zombie vampire (zompire?) horde led by a clown named Blimpo. This comic gore film was actually far more entertaining than I thought it would be. Most of the humor was just a bit off target but it was close with some real laugh-out-loud moments and some very memorable gags. Excellent entertainment ...if you can handle all the blood.
Rotten Tomatoes = - / 12
Personal = 2.4 Links Updated 9/14/19
A young woman moving away from an abusive stalker ends up living on a pig farm with a few secrets. During the first 55 mins, we get a man walking around without an arm, a bad dream and a woman that we're supposed to accept as being so totally oblivious to what's going on around her as completely normal. Then we are treated to 40 minutes of repulsive torture that results in the entire story being pointless and senseless. They were shooting for something like
and ended up with this asinine load of tripe.
Rotten Tomatoes = 15 / 57
Personal = 8.5 Updated Jan 18, 2020
Raised from a child to be an assassin, agent 47 has been assigned to kill a Russian politician running for Premiere, when he realizes he's been set up. This was the perfect role for Timothy Olyphant as he brings a stoic but likable personality to a killing machine that is virtually unstoppable. Excellent story, great action in both gun fights and martial arts and a very interesting relationship between the hitman and a girl he gets saddled with. Very fun ...despite Rotten Tomatoes' obvious dislike.
Rotten Tomatoes = 13 / 27
Personal = 5.6 Updated Nov 27, 2019
A few people find themselves stuck in a seemingly abandoned town ...except for a few bodies and body parts. I've read practically everything Dean Koontz has written so I was naturally interested, especially since he also wrote the screenplay. I would consider this one of his few Lovecraftian style tales and it's not bad. I think it suffers from being under-budgeted. With a few more bucks, this could have been plenty monstrous. As it is, it looks a bit dated and cheap but still not bad.
The Expendables 2 
Rotten Tomatoes = 67 / 67
Personal = 7.2 Updated New Years Day, 2020
Our crew of motley old timers are coerced into retrieving at item in a plane crash by the CIA to pay back a debt. Story's good, action is top shelf, of course, and the banter is always great fun and quite enjoyable. It was pretty cool to see practically every major action star since the '80's make an appearance, as well. Doesn't seem quite as tight as the
storywise, but good fun, nonetheless.
Hitman: Agent 47 
Rotten Tomatoes = 9 / 40
Personal = 7.9 Updated New Years Day, 2020
Agent 47 is trying to find the daughter of the creator of the organization that developed the agents before the syndicate finds her first. This is basically a reboot or standalone film as the only thing it has in common with the first is the main character ...this time portrayed competently by Rupert Friend ...albeit a bit more robotic than Olyphant's performance. The action is spectacular despite the obvious moments of CGI and the story was good enough to keep me fully engaged. Really good, escapist fun, if that's all you're looking for.
Message from the King 
Rotten Tomatoes = 45 / 50
Personal = 7.0 Updated Nov 10, 2019
A woman's distress call brings her brother from South Africa to L.A. to try and help her. This is a strong, dramatic, and deeply personal film with some wonderful performances all around. Gritty and, at times, quite violent, it kept me wondering just who this guy was as he was definitely more than he appeared. The ending cleared that up with a minor surprise that had me smile. Very good crime drama.
And Soon the Darkness 
Rotten Tomatoes = 17 / 16
Personal = 2.0 Updated New Years Day, 2020
Two young American women who are either tragically naive or mortally stupid are bicycling through Argentina when, out in the middle of nowhere, they decide to have a girlie fight and separate. What a surprise when one disappears! Absolutely awful film with one cliche after another and not an original idea to be seen. It took over an hour for an interesting moment and then that moment ended in another example of monstrous stupidity. Everyone in this film got exactly what they deserved. Next!
The Strangers 
Rotten Tomatoes = 48 / 48
Personal = 8.5 Updated New Years Day, 2020
A couple in a secluded ranch home are terrorized by strangers for no apparent reason. The story is that simple. However... many movies used the term terror quite loosely in titles, trailers, and ads but there's very few movies that truly terrorize. This is one of them. The slow pace, rather than bore the viewer, builds a tension of unease that continually increases to horrific levels making the entire film an uncomfortable view even for the veteran horror buff. This is ready heady stuff. Looking forward to the
The Hunter's Prayer 
Rotten Tomatoes = 33 / 22
Personal = 6.5 Updated Oct 23, 2019
An Iraq veteran / assassin / junkie is hired to kill a girl but decides to protect her instead. The confrontation scenes were very well designed and played out and thoroughly held my interest. The drama in between those scenes was quite lengthy at times as it seems that no one can just open their mouth and let the words out ...I kept wanting to reach down their throat and get them. Sam Worthington didn't seem like he was made for the role, as well. I thought it was a good enough movie ...I've just seen better among plenty of other similar films.
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