Ever: "I need this sign. The good thing for me is my kids are too lazy to make a responding sign."
#SN148
#SN149
Perhaps this is not a mis-translation.
#SN150
Doc: "Several years ago, when I smoked, I would often stay up late working on games
and hobbies. At about 2 am one night, I went to go sit on the front step and have a cigarette.
I opened the door, and noticed something that didn't look right. I flipped on the porch
light and there were about 8 raccoons in my front yard looking at me. I looked at them
for a few seconds and then said, 'Carry on', closed the door and went out back."
#SN151
#SN152
Welcome to 'You're Not Any Fun at All' Beach.
#SN153
#SN154
Doc: "It pains me how incredibly accurate this is."
#SN155
Doc: "I'm assuming this was an issue?"
Gage: "I'm assuming there was also a MASSIVE
staff change before this sign became necessary!!"
#SN156
Doc: "The part that really got me to chuckling on this was the tooth being lost between
the 22nd and 25th ...like what day you lost a tooth on would be in question?"
#SN157
Fre: "Been there ... done that ... I always follow rules that make sense to me."
Steve: "I'll drink to that!"
#SN158
"I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the
front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.' "
-- Steven Wright --