Ever: "I need this sign. The good thing for me is my kids are too lazy to make a responding sign."
#SN148
#SN149
Perhaps this is not a mis-translation.
#SN150
Doc: "Several years ago, when I smoked, I would often stay up late working on games
and hobbies. At about 2 am one night, I went to go sit on the front step and have a cigarette.
I opened the door, and noticed something that didn't look right. I flipped on the porch
light and there were about 8 raccoons in my front yard looking at me. I looked at them
for a few seconds and then said, 'Carry on', closed the door and went out back."