Failed to Impress List
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The films on this page may be incredibly bad or extremely good. I have no opinion one way or the other as I did not see the entire film and I won't review a film that I have not seen from start to finish. Being on this list simply means that after viewing the first 20 minutes of the film, (or sometimes 30, 40 or even an hour), I had absolutely no interest in what happens next. Since I'm getting old and life is short, time to move on to the next movie. So, for what it's worth, here's my list of films that just didn't impress me enough for me to want to hang on. That doesn't mean they're bad... they just weren't doing anything for me.
00  |   A  |   B  |   C  |   D  |   E  |   F  |   G  |   H  |   I  |   J  |   K  |   L  |   M  |   N  |   O  |   P  |   Q  |   R  |   S  |   T  |   V  |   W  |   Y
00
47 Meters Down [2017] *NEW*
A
Above Suspicion [2019] American Dreamer [2018] American Outlaws [2001]
Amulet [2020] Another Evil [2016] Aquaslash [2019]
Arkansas [2020] Army of the Dead [2021] Asher [2018]
The Aviary [2022] Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan [2013]
B
Beast [2017] Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon [2006] Beneath Us [2019]
Between Worlds [2018] Big Jim McLain [1952] Black Butterfly [2017]
Bleed with Me [2020] *NEW*
Blindspot [2008] Blind Sun [2015] Blood and Money [2020]
Blood from Stone [2020] Bloodthirsty [2020] Blue Eyes [2009]
Blue Sunshine [1977] A Bluebird in My Heart [2018] The Boy Behind the Door [2020]
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas [2008] Brain on Fire [2016] Breaking News in Yuba County [2021]
Brimstone [2016] Brothers by Blood [2020] The Burnt Orange Heresy [2019]
C
The Call (Dir: Timothy Woodward Jr.) [2020] Calm with Horses [2019] Caravaggio: The Soul and the Blood [2018]
The Chase [2017] Chaw [2009]
Children of the Night [1991] Chopper [2000] *NEW* Christmas Presence [2018]
The Clovehitch Killer [2018] The Clown at Midnight [1998] The Corrupted [2019]
Crisis [2021] Crypto [2019] Cyborg [1989]
D
D'Agostino [2012] Dancer in the Dark [2000] *NEW* Dark Web: Cicada 3301 [2021]
Daughters of Darkness [1971] Days of Glory [2006] Dead & Beautiful [2021]
Dead Genesis [2010] Dead Shack [2017] Deadtectives [2018]
Dearest Sister [2016] Death of a Telemarketer [2020] Death Tube 2: Broadcast Murder Show [2010]
Defiance [2008] Demigod [2021] *NEW* Demon Squad [2019]
The Desperate Hour [2021] Detective Conan: Kudo Shinichi's Written Challenge [2006] Devil You Know [2013]
The Dig [2021] Disappearance at Clifton Hill [2019] Dogs Don't Wear Pants [2019]
Don McKay [2009] Donovan's Echo [2011] Don't Grow Up [2015]
Don't Look Back [2020] The Door Into Summer [2021] Dreamland [2019] (Dir: Miles Joris-Peyrafitte)
E
Echo Boomers [2020]
Ed and His Dead Mother [1993] Elyse [2020] Evil Takes Root [2020]
The Evil Within [2017] Expiry [2021] Extra Ordinary [2019]
F
F11 and Be There [2018] The Fall [2006]
Family Blood [2018] The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift [2006] Fatman [2020]
Faults [2014] Fear of Rain [2021] First Signal [2021]
The Forgotten [2014] Found Footage 3D [2016] Frame of Mind [2009]
Fresh [2022] Fried Barry [2020] From Hell [2001]
Fronteras [2018] Furtive (Al Acecho) [2019]
G
The Gangster's Daughter [2017] The Gate [1987] Get Duked! [2019]
Get Gone [2019] *NEW* Ghajini [2008] *NEW* A Ghost Story [2017]
Ghosts of Hamilton Street [2003] A Girl Missing [2019] Girls Gone Dead [2012]
Green Ghost and the Masters of the Stone [2021] The Green Inferno [2013] The Guardian [2021]
H
Habit [1995] Hacker [2016] Hanzo the Razor: Sword of Justice [1972]
Happy Birthday [2016]
The Harder They Fall [2021] *NEW* Hell Girl [2019] High Voltage [2018]
The Highwaymen [2019] Honeydew [2020] The House on Pine Street [2015]
I
Images [1972] The Invisible [2007] It Stains the Sands Red [2016]
J
Jarhead [2005]
Jennifer's Body [2009] Jessica Forever [2018] Juan of the Dead [2011]
K
Kandisha [2020] Karen [2021] Killer Among Us [2021]
Kindred [2020] Kippur [2000] Knockaround Guys [2001]
Knuckleball [2018] Koko-di Koko-da [2019] Kuso [2017]
L
Laddaland [2011]
Lapsis [2020] The Last Letter [2004] The Last Thing Mary Saw [2021]
Legend of Deification [2020] Let Him Go [2020] Lingering [2020]
Living Doll [1990] Lizzie [2018] The Loft [2014]
The Lost Boys [1987] Lucky Day [2019] Lust, Caution [2007]
M
Macbeth [2015] Making a Killing [2018] The Man Who Sold His Skin [2020]
The Manson Brothers Midnight Zombie Massacre [2021] The Marshes [2018] May [2002]
Mon Mon Mon Monsters [2017] The Monster Project [2017] Morto Nao Fala (The Nightshifter) [2018]
Murder! [1930] The Museum of Wonders [2010] The Myth [2005]
N
The Nest [2020] Nigerian Prince [2018] The Night Clerk [2020]
The Night Sitter [2018] The Night They Knocked [2019] Night's End [2022]
Nightmare Alley [2021] A Nightmare Wakes [2020]
No One Gets Out Alive [2021] The Noonday Witch [2016] Notturno [2020]
O
Okja [2017] The Oklahoman [1957] Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood [2019]
Only the Animals [2019] Our Town [2007]
P
Parents [1989] A Perfect Day [2015] Pina [2011]
The Pinkie [2014] Piranhas [2019] Playing God [2021]
Porno [2019] The Postman [1997] The Power [2021]
Prevenge [2016] Prisoners of the Ghostland [2021] Psych 9 [2010]
Q
Queen of Earth [2015]
R
Rango [2011] Raw [2016] The Reckoning [2020]
Reminiscence [2021] Rent-A-Pal [2020] Requiem for a Dream [2000]
Resolution [2012] Retro Puppet Master [1999] Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis [2005]
Revealer [2022] Rurouni Kenshin Part I: Origins [2012]
S
St. Agatha [2018] Sarkar [2005] Satanic Panic [2019]
Scare Me [2020] Scare Package [2019] The Scary of Sixty-First [2021]
The Scorpion King 4: Quest for Power [2015] Screaming Mimi [1958] The Scribbler [2014]
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty [2013] See for Me [2021] Semper Fi [2019]
Shaan [1980] Shadow in the Cloud [2020] She Dies Tomorrow [2020]
The Shed [2019] Shook [2021] The Show [2020]
Siberia [2019] Sightless [2020] Sin You Sinners [1963]
Shooting the Mafia [2019] Slaughterhouse Rulez [2018] Slaxx [2020]
Sleeper [2012] Small Town Killers [2017] Society [1989]
South Wind [2018] Southland Tales [2006] Spiral [2019]
Spookers [2017] Stay Out of the F**king Attic [2020] Stepfather 3 [1992]
Still Here [2020] The Strange Color of Your Body's Tears [2013] Strange Days [1995]
Stray Dolls [2019 Summer of Fear [1978] Super [2010]
Superhost [2021] Suspiria [1977] The Swarm [2020]
T
The Tailor of Panama [2001] Take the Night [2022] Tank Girl [1995]
Teddy [2020] Tenebrae [1982] They Call Me Jeeg [2015]
They Live in the Grey [2022] Thumper [2017]
Time of the Wolf [2003] Too Late [2021] Trivisa [2016]
Trollhunters: Rise of the Titans [2021] True Memoirs of an International Assassin [2016] The Twentieth Century [2019]