Welcome to my one-line movie review site. Technically, most of the reviews are more than one line but the point is, they're short. If you're like me, trying to gain some insight into a movie shouldn't require 10 minutes reading a dozen paragraphs of blah, blah, blah. So, I've begun listing the movies that I've seen, beginning with January of 2017, and providing you with just a couple lines that will give you some idea of what I thought of that film.
Each of the listings have the IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes ratings, as well as my own personal rating. I think you'll find that my personal rating is, quite often, higher than the usual reviewers and critics. Perhaps that's because I don't try to dissect a film to death - even though I've studied film - and I watch movies for escapist entertainment ...and I'm easily entertained.
If you'd like more information on a movie, clicking the movie title will take you directly to the movie's IMDb page. I've also included a quick link to a trailer of the film (if available).
I'm always up for movie recommendations. Send me a note and let me know what you'd like to see a review of and I'll be glad to check it out. If you have opinions about the movies you've seen, feel free to drop by the Submission Page and I will be glad to include your reviews on the web-site.
If you're not sure what to watch tonight, try my random movie recommendations. This will take you to a random location on the site with a couple movies to choose from. Those that submit reviews will have their movies included so send in reviews of your favorites and help enlarge the list!
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[Rec]3: Genesis [2012]
[Rec] 4: Apocalypse [2014]
1-Ichi [2003]
12 Rounds [2009]
The 39 Steps [1935]
51 (aka Area 51) [2011]
56 and Counting (aka Ab Tak Chhappan) [2004]
A
Ab Tak Chhappan (aka 56 and Counting) [2004]
The Abandoned [2006]
The Accountant [2016]
Ahi va el diablo (aka Here Comes the Devil) [2012]
All Hallows' Eve [2013]
American Assassin [2017]
Amusement [2008] (Coming Soon)
Antibodies (aka Antikorper) [2005]
Antikorper (aka Antibodies) [2005]
Antiviral [2012]
Area 51 (aka 51) [2011]
Assassin's Creed [2016]
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford [2007]
Asylum [2014]
Autopsy [2008]
Avengers: Age of Ultron [2015]
B
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans [2009]
Banshee Chapter [2013]
Bastard [2015]
Battle Royale (aka Batoru rowaiaru) [2000]
Before I Wake (aka Somnia) [2016]
Beneath [2013]
Black Ops (aka Deadwater) [2008]
Blair Witch [2016]
The Blob [1988]
Blood Gnome [2004]
The Body Snatcher [1945]
The Boondock Saints [1999]
Bowery at Midnight [1942]
A Bucket of Blood [1959]
Bullet to the Head [2012]
C
Carved: The Slit-Mouthed Woman (aka Kuchisake-onna) [2007]
Carriers [2009]
Chakushin ari (aka One Missed Call) [2003]
The Chronicles of Riddick [2004]
Conan the Barbarian [2011]
Contact [1997]
Contagion [2011]
Contract Killers [2008]
Creepshow 2 [1987]
Creepshow 3 [2006]
Criminal Desire (aka Lovers and Liars) [1998]
Critters [1986]
D
Danny the Dog (aka Unleashed) [2005]
Dark Circles [2013]
Dark City [1998]
Dark Feed [2013]
The Dark Knight [2008]
Dark Skies (aka Sharknado) [2013]
Dawn of the Dead [1978]
Day of the Dead [1985]
Day of the Woman (aka I Spit on Your Grave) [1978]
Dead Awake [2016]
Dead of Night (aka Suspension, The Haddon County Massacre) [2015]
Dead Snow (aka Dod sno) [2009]
Deadpool [2016]
Deadtime Stories: Volume 1 [2009]
Deadtime Stories: Volume 2 [2011]
Deadwater (aka Black Ops) [2008]
Death Race [2008]
Death Race 2 [2010]
Death Race 3: Inferno [2013]
Deaths of Ian Stone [2007]
Deathsport [1978]
The Descent [2005]
The Descent 2 [2009]
Desert Saints [2002]
The Devil Inside [2012]
The Devil's Advocate [1997]
The Devil's Candy [2015]
Devil's Pass (aka The Dyatlov Pass Incident) [2013]
Diario de um Exorcista - Zero (aka Diary of an Exorcist - Zero) [2016]
Diary of the Dead [2007]
Die Hard [1988]
Dod sno (aka Dead Snow) [2009]
Dog Soldiers [2002]
Don't Breathe [2016]
Doomsday Book (aka In-lyu-myeol-mang-bo-go-seo) [2012]
The Dyatlov Pass Incident (aka Devil's Pass) [2013]
Dying Breed [2008]
E
Eat That Question: Frank Zappa in His Own Words [2016]
Ek Ajnabee [2005]
El Gringo [2012]
Enemy [2013]
Event Horizon [1997]
The Evil Within (aka Mine Games) [2012]
Excalibur [1981]
The Expendables [2010]
F
Farm House [2008]
Feast II: Sloppy Seconds [2008]
Feast III: The Happy Finish [2009]
From Beyond [1986]
From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money [1999]
From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter [1999]
From Within [2008]
G
Get Out [2017]
The Girl with All the Gifts [2016]
Goodnight Mommy (aka Ich seh ich seh) [2014]
Grave Encounters 2 [2012]
Green Zone [2010]
The Grudge [2004]
The Grudge 2 [2006]
The Grudge 3 [2009]
Guilty Conscience [1985]
Gwoemul (aka The Host) [2006]
H
Hackers [1995]
The Haddon County Massacre (aka Suspension, Dead of Night) [2015]
The Hamiltons [2006]
Hard Boiled [1992]
Haunter [2013]
The Haunting [1963]
Headshot [2011] (Coming Soon)
Headshot [2016]
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth [1992]
Hellraiser IV: Bloodline [1996]
Hellraiser V: Inferno [2000]
Hellraiser VI: Hellseeker [2002]
Her [2013]
Here Alone [2016] (Coming Soon)
Here Comes the Devil (aka Ahi va el diablo) [2012]
The Hidden II [1993]
The Hitcher II: I've Been Waiting [2003]
Homefront [2013]
The Horde [2009]
The Horde [2016]
Horizon (aka Oblivion) [2013]
Horns [2013] (Coming Soon)
The Host (aka Gwoemul) [2006]
The Hot Rock [1972]
House of Bodies [2014]
Husk [2011]
I
I Spit on Your Grave (aka Day of the Woman) [1978]
I Spit on Your Grave 2 [2013]
Ich seh ich seh (aka Goodnight Mommy) [2014]
Identity [2003]
In-lyu-myeol-mang-bo-go-seo (aka Doomsday Book) [2012]
Inbred [2011]
Inception [2010]
Inferno [2016]
Into the Blue [2005]
It Follows [2014] (Coming Soon)
J
Jack Reacher [2012]
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back [2016]
Jamaica Inn [1939]
Jisatsu sakuru (aka Suicide Club) [2001]
Ju-On [2002]
Ju-On 2 [2003]
Ju-on: The Beginning of the End [2014]
Ju-on: Black Ghost (aka Girl in Black) [2009]
Ju-on: The Final Curse [2015]
Ju-on: White Ghost (aka Old Lady in White) [2009]
K
Kibakichi: Bakko-yokaiden (aka Werewolf Warrior) [2004]
KL Zombi [2013]
Kuchisake-onna (aka Carved: The Slit-Mouthed Woman) [2007]
L
Land of the Dead [2005]
The Last Stand [2013]
The Lathe of Heaven [1980]
The Lego Movie [2014]
The Librarian: Quest for the Spear [2004]
The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines [2006]
The Librarian: The Curse of the Judas Chalice [2008]
The Lincoln Lawyer [2011]
Logan [2017]
Lone Survivor [2013]
Lovers and Liars (aka Criminal Desire) [1998]
Lumberjack Man [2015]
M
Madeo (aka Mother) [2009]
Mafia! [1998]
Major League [1989]
Major League II [1994]
Major League III: Back to the Minors [1998]
Man Eater (aka Unnatural) [2015]
The Man from Earth [2007]
Man on a Ledge [2012]
The Man Who Knew Too Much [1934] (Coming Soon)
Maniac [1980]
Maniac [2012]
Memories of Murder (aka Salinui chueok) [2003]
Metal: A Headbanger's Journey [2005]
Mine Games (aka The Evil Within) [2012]
The Mist [2007]
Monster Man [2003]
The Monuments Men [2014]
Mother (aka Madeo) [2009]
Murder! [1930]
Mutants [2009]
My Favorite Year [1982]
N
Necronomicon: Book of the Dead [1993]
Network [1976]
The Newton Boys [1998]
Night Gallery [1969] (Coming Soon)
Night of the Living Dead [1968]
No estamos solos (aka We Are Not Alone) [2016]
O
Oblivion (aka Horizon) [2013]
The Odd Couple II [1998]
One Missed Call (aka Chakushin ari) [2003]
Open Desert [2013]
Ouija: Origin of Evil [2016]
P
The Pact [2012]
The Pact II [2014]
Passengers [2016]
Perdidos (aka Strayed) [2014]
Phone Booth [2002]
Pitch Black [2000]
Plague Town [2008]
Planet Terror [2007]
Porky's [1981]
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies [2016]
Prophecy [1995]
The Prophecy II [1998]
Psycho II [1983]
Psycho III [1986]
Punisher [1989]
Punisher: War Zone [2008]
R
Ratter [2015]
Re-Kill [2015]
Rear Window [1954]
Red Dragon [2002]
Red Room [1999]
Reincarnation (aka Rinne) [2005]
The Rejuvenator (aka Rejuvenatrix) [1988]
Rejuvenatrix (aka The Rejuvenator) [1988]
Reservoir Dogs [1992]
The Rezort [2015] (Coming Soon)
Riddick [2013]
The Ring [2002]
Ringu [1998]
Ringu 2 [1999]
Rinne (aka Reincarnation) [2005]
Ritual [2013]
S
Sacrifice [2016]
Sadako vs. Kayako [2016]
The St. Valentine's Day Massacre [1967]
Salinui chueok (aka Memories of Murder) [2003]
San ren xing (aka Three) [2016]
Sanatorium [2013]
Seconds Apart [2011]
The Secret Life of Pets [2016]
Serenity [2005]
Se7en [1995] (Coming Soon)
Shadows & Lies (aka William Vincent) [2010]
Shallow Ground [2004]
Sharknado (aka Dark Skies) [2013]
Sin City [2005]
SiREN [2016]
Skinwalker Ranch [2013]
Skinwalkers [2006]
Sleepaway Camp [1983]
Snowpiercer [2013]
Soldiers of Fortune [2012]
Somebody Help Me [2007]
Somnia (aka Before I Wake) [2016]
Stand Off [2011]
Star Trek [2009] (Coming Soon)
Stash House [2012]
Strayed (aka Perdidos) [2014]
Strigoi (aka The Undead) [2009]
Suicide Club (aka Jisatsu sakuru) [2001]
Survival of the Dead [2009]
Suspension (aka Dead of Night, The Haddon County Massacre) [2015]
T
Taken [2008]
Taken 2 [2012]
Taken 3 (aka Tak3n) [2014]
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight [1995]
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie [1990]
The Task [2011]
The Thompsons [2012]
Three (aka San ren xing) [2016]
Tigerland [2000]
Titicut Follies [1967]
Toolbox Murders [2004]
Top Secret! [1984] (Coming Soon)
Traitor [2008]
Transit [2012]
Trick 'r Treat [2007]
Trouble Every Day [2001]
U
The Unborn [2009]
The Undead (aka Strigoi) [2009]
Under the Skin [2013]
Unleashed (aka Danny the Dog) [2005]
Unnatural (aka Man Eater) [2015]
Used Cars [1980]
The Usual Suspects [1995]
V
V/H/S [2012]
V/H/S/2 [2013]
V/H/S Viral [2014]
The Void [2016]
W
The Wasp Woman [1995]
We Are Not Alone (aka No estamos solos) [2016]
Werewolf Warrior (aka Kibakichi: Bakko-yokaiden) [2004]
What Ever Happened to Aunt Alice? [1969]
What's the Matter with Helen? [1971]
The Wicked Within [2015]
William Vincent (aka Shadows & Lies) [2010]
The VVitch (A New-England Folktale) [2015]
WolfCreek 2 [2013]
The Wolverine [2013]
X
The X Files: Fight the Future [1998]
X-Men [2000]
X2: X-Men United [2003]
X-Men: The Last Stand [2006]
X-Men Origins: Wolverine [2009]
X-Men: First Class [2011]
X-Men: Days of Future Past [2014]
X-Men: Apocalypse [2016]
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