The Psychotronic One-Line Movie Review
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Random Movie Selection Page
For those that don't want to read movie reviews all day or want something new to watch
Welcome to my one-line movie review site. Technically, most of the reviews are more than one line but the point is, they're short. If you're like me, trying to gain some insight into a movie shouldn't require 10 minutes reading a dozen paragraphs of blah, blah, blah. I think just a quick note and a trailer is plenty. So, I've begun listing the movies that I've seen, beginning in January of 2017, and providing you with just a couple lines that will give you some idea of what I thought of that film.
Each of the listings have the IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes ratings, as well as my own personal rating. I think you'll find that my personal rating is, quite often, far different from the usual reviewers and critics. I may give high marks for films that don't do well because I don't try to dissect a film to death - even though I've studied film - and I watch movies for escapist entertainment ...and I'm easily entertained. I may also give low marks for some films that have good ratings as I don't much like being bored to death and, even though horror films are my favorite genre, I really detest movies where the writers feel the only way to progress a story is to make smart people do stupid things. You know what I'm talking about... "There's a mad ax murderer on the property! Quick!! Grab a flashlight and let's go look for him"! I hate that.
If you'd like more information on a movie, clicking the IMDb rating button will take you directly to the movie's IMDb page. There'll be a "Trailer" button, if one is available and I've also provided direct links to sources where you can view the film immediately, if available. These sources my provide streams that are free to the public (sometimes with ads) like Tubi, PopcornFlix, etc. Others will provide direct streams for those that subscribe to that service like Netflix, Amazon Prime, etc. A complete list of all the sources I check for movie streams can be found on the Streaming Sources page. I check links often and I'll do my best to keep them as up-to-date as possible - keep in mind I don't have a staff. It's just me amusing myself - so if you find a bad link let me know. Otherwise, I'll get to them eventually.
I'm always up for movie recommendations. Send me a note and let me know what you'd like to see a review of and I'll be glad to check it out. If you have opinions about the movies you've seen, feel free to drop by the Submission Page and I will be glad to include your reviews on the web-site.
If you're not sure what to watch tonight, try my random movie recommendations of which there are nearly 700 as of this writing. This will take you to a random location on the site with a couple movies to choose from. Those that submit reviews and recomendations will have their movies included so send me some input and help enlarge the list! Enjoy your visit!
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