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For those that don't want to read movie reviews all day or want something new to watch


Welcome to my one-line movie review site. Technically, most of the reviews are more than one line but the point is, they're short. If you're like me, trying to gain some insight into a movie shouldn't require 10 minutes reading a dozen paragraphs of blah, blah, blah. So, I've begun listing the movies that I've seen, beginning with January of 2017, and providing you with just a couple lines that will give you some idea of what I thought of that film.

Each of the listings have the IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes ratings, as well as my own personal rating. I think you'll find that my personal rating is, quite often, higher than the usual reviewers and critics. Perhaps that's because I don't try to dissect a film to death - even though I've studied film - and I watch movies for escapist entertainment ...and I'm easily entertained.

If you'd like more information on a movie, clicking the movie title will take you directly to the movie's IMDb page. I've also included a quick link to a trailer of the film (if available).

I'm always up for movie recommendations. Send me a note and let me know what you'd like to see a review of and I'll be glad to check it out. If you have opinions about the movies you've seen, feel free to drop by the Submission Page and I will be glad to include your reviews on the web-site.

If you're not sure what to watch tonight, try my random movie recommendations. This will take you to a random location on the site with a couple movies to choose from. Those that submit reviews will have their movies included so send in reviews of your favorites and help enlarge the list!

NOTE: The "Best of the Month" award may not be the highest rated movie of the month but rather the highest rated movie I saw for the first time during that month.

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Listings by Month

July 2017
June 2017
May 2017
April 2017
March 2017
February 2017
January 2017

Best 20 Movies This Year ...so far. (Only includes movies that I've seen for the first time this year)

1. The Accountant [2016] (9.6)
2. The Man from Earth [2007] (9.3)
2. Metal: A Headbanger's Journey [2005] (9.3)
4. Reincarnation (aka Rinne) [2005] (9.2)
5. Logan [2017] (8.8)
6. Serenity [2005] (8.5)
6. The Boondock Saints [1999] (8.5)
8. X-Men: Apocalypse [2016] (8.4)
9. Eat That Question: Frank Zappa in His Own Words [2016] (8.3)
10. Memories of Murder (aka Salinui chueok) [2003] (8.2)
11. V/H/S/2 [2013] (8.0)
11. The VVitch (A New-England Folktale) [2015] (8.0)
13. Avengers: Age of Ultron [2015] (7.9)
14. Dog Soldiers [2002] (7.8)
14. Red Dragon [2002] (7.8)
14. Homefront [2013] (7.8)
14. Death Race [2008] (7.8)
18. Traitor [2008] (7.7)
18. Passengers [2016] (7.7)
18. Mother (aka Madeo) [2009] (7.7)

Worst 20 Movies This Year ...so far

1. Strigoi (aka The Undead) [2009] (2.4)
2. Blood Gnome [2004] (2.5)
3. Red Room [1999] (2.9)
4. Deadpool [2016] (3.0)
5. The Task [2011] (3.1)
6. Shadows & Lies (aka William Vincent) [2010] (3.2)
7. The Wasp Woman [1995] (3.3)
7. Somebody Help Me [2007] (3.3)
9. Unnatural (aka Man Eater) [2015] (3.4)
9. Black Ops (aka Deadwater) [2008] (3.4)
9. House of Bodies [2014] (3.4)
12. [Rec]3: Genesis [2012] (3.5)
12. Maniac [2012] (3.5)
12. Punisher [1989] (3.5)
12. Bastard [2015] (3.5)
16. Rejuvenatrix (aka The Rejuvenator) [1988] (3.8)
17. Husk [2011] (3.9)
17. Here Comes the Devil (aka Ahi va el diablo) [2012] (3.9)
19. Monster Man [2003] (4.0)
19. Contract Killers [2008] (4.0)
19. Creepshow 2 [1987] (4.0)

Alphabet Listing of All Films

00  |   A  |   B  |   C  |   D  |   E  |   F  |   G  |   H  |   I  |   J  |   K   |   L  |   M  |   N  |   O  |   P  |   Q   |   R  |   S  |   T  |   U  |   V  |   W  |   X  |   Y   |   Z
00
[Rec]3: Genesis [2012]
[Rec] 4: Apocalypse [2014]
1-Ichi [2003]
The 39 Steps [1935]
51 (aka Area 51) [2011]

A
The Abandoned [2006]
The Accountant [2016]
Ahi va el diablo (aka Here Comes the Devil) [2012]
Antibodies (aka Antikorper) [2005]
Antikorper (aka Antibodies) [2005]
Area 51 (aka 51) [2011]
Assassin's Creed [2016]
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford [2007]
Autopsy [2008]
Avengers: Age of Ultron [2015]

B
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans [2009]
Bastard [2015]
Black Ops (aka Deadwater) [2008]
Blair Witch [2016]
Blood Gnome [2004]
The Body Snatcher [1945]
The Boondock Saints [1999]
A Bucket of Blood [1959]
Bullet to the Head [2012]

C
Chakushin ari (aka One Missed Call) [2003]
The Chronicles of Riddick [2004]
Contact [1997]
Contagion [2011]
Contract Killers [2008]
Creepshow 2 [1987]
Creepshow 3 [2006]
Critters [1986]

D
Danny the Dog (aka Unleashed) [2005]
Dark Circles [2013] (Coming Soon)
Dark Feed [2013]
The Dark Knight [2008]
Dawn of the Dead [1978]
Day of the Dead [1985]
Day of the Woman (aka I Spit on Your Grave) [1978]
Dead Snow (aka Dod sno) [2009]
Deadpool [2016]
Deadtime Stories: Volume 1 [2009]
Deadtime Stories: Volume 2 [2011]
Deadwater (aka Black Ops) [2008]
Death Race [2008]
Deaths of Ian Stone [2007]
The Descent [2005]
The Descent 2 [2009]
Desert Saints [2002]
The Devil Inside [2012]
The Devil's Advocate [1997]
Devil's Pass (aka The Dyatlov Pass Incident) [2013]
Diary of the Dead [2007]
Die Hard [1988]
Dod sno (aka Dead Snow) [2009]
Dog Soldiers [2002]
Don't Breathe [2016]
The Dyatlov Pass Incident (aka Devil's Pass) [2013]

E
Eat That Question: Frank Zappa in His Own Words [2016]
Ek Ajnabee [2005]
El Gringo [2012]
Enemy [2013]
Event Horizon [1997]
The Evil Within (aka Mine Games) [2012]

F
Feast II: Sloppy Seconds [2008]
Feast III: The Happy Finish [2009]
From Beyond [1986]
From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money [1999]
From Within [2008]

G
Grave Encounters 2 [2012]
Green Zone [2010]
The Grudge [2004]
The Grudge 2 [2006]
The Grudge 3 [2009]

H
Hackers [1995]
The Hamiltons [2006]
Hard Boiled [1992]
Haunter [2013]
The Haunting [1963]
Headshot [2016]
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth [1992]
Hellraiser: Inferno [2000]
Hellraiser: Hellseeker [2002]
Here Comes the Devil (aka Ahi va el diablo) [2012]
The Hitcher II: I've Been Waiting [2003]
Homefront [2013]
Horizon (aka Oblivion) [2013]
The Host [2006] (Coming Soon)
House of Bodies [2014]
Husk [2011]

I
I Spit on Your Grave (aka Day of the Woman) [1978]
I Spit on Your Grave 2 [2013]
Identity [2003]
Inception [2010]
Inferno [2016]

J
Jack Reacher [2012]
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back [2016]
Jamaica Inn [1939]
Ju-On [2002]
Ju-On 2 [2003]
Ju-on: The Beginning of the End [2014]
Ju-on: Black Ghost (aka Girl in Black) [2009]
Ju-on: The Final Curse [2015]
Ju-on: White Ghost (aka Old Lady in White) [2009]

L
Land of the Dead [2005]
The Last Stand [2013]
The Lathe of Heaven [1980]
The Librarian: Quest for the Spear [2004]
The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines [2006]
The Librarian: The Curse of the Judas Chalice [2008]
The Lincoln Lawyer [2011]
Logan [2017]
Lone Survivor [2013]

M
Madeo (aka Mother) [2009]
Mafia! [1998]
Major League [1989]
Major League II [1994]
Man Eater (aka Unnatural) [2015]
The Man from Earth [2007]
Maniac [1980]
Maniac [2012]
Memories of Murder (aka Salinui chueok) [2003]
Metal: A Headbanger's Journey [2005]
Mine Games (aka The Evil Within) [2012]
The Mist [2007]
Monster Man [2003]
Mother (aka Madeo) [2009]
My Favorite Year [1982]

N
Network [1976]
Night of the Living Dead [1968]

O
Oblivion (aka Horizon) [2013]
The Odd Couple II [1998]
One Missed Call (aka Chakushin ari) [2003]
Ouija: Origin of Evil [2016]

P
The Pact [2012] (Coming Soon)
Passengers [2016]
Phone Booth [2002]
Pitch Black [2000]
Planet Terror [2007]
Porky's [1981]
Prophecy [1995]
The Prophecy II [1998]
Psycho II [1983]
Psycho III [1986]
Punisher [1989]
Punisher: War Zone [2008]

R
Re-Kill [2015]
Rear Window [1954]
Red Dragon [2002]
Red Room [1999]
Reincarnation (aka Rinne) [2005]
The Rejuvenator (aka Rejuvenatrix) [1988]
Rejuvenatrix (aka The Rejuvenator) [1988]
Reservoir Dogs [1992]
Riddick [2013]
The Ring [2002]
Ringu [1998]
Ringu 2 [1999]
Rinne (aka Reincarnation) [2005]

S
Sadako vs. Kayako [2016]
The St. Valentine's Day Massacre [1967]
Salinui chueok (aka Memories of Murder) [2003]
Sanatorium [2013]
Serenity [2005]
Shadows & Lies (aka William Vincent) [2010]
Sin City [2005]
Skinwalker Ranch [2013]
Snowpiercer [2013]
Somebody Help Me [2007]
Stash House [2012]
Strigoi (aka The Undead) [2009]
Survival of the Dead [2009]

T
Taken [2008]
Taken 2 [2012]
Taken 3 (aka Tak3n) [2014]
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight [1995]
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie [1990]
The Task [2011]
The Thompsons [2012]
Tigerland [2000]
Toolbox Murders [2004]
Traitor [2008]
Transit [2012]
Trick 'r Treat [2007]

U
The Unborn [2009]
The Undead (aka Strigoi) [2009]
Under the Skin [2013]
Unleashed (aka Danny the Dog) [2005]
Unnatural (aka Man Eater) [2015]
Used Cars [1980]
The Usual Suspects [1995]

V
V/H/S [2012]
V/H/S/2 [2013]
V/H/S Viral [2014]
The Void [2016]

W
The Wasp Woman [1995]
What's the Matter with Helen? [1971]
William Vincent (aka Shadows & Lies) [2010]
The VVitch (A New-England Folktale) [2015]
WolfCreek 2 [2013]
The Wolverine [2013]

X
X-Men [2000]
X2: X-Men United [2003]
X-Men: The Last Stand [2006]
X-Men Origins: Wolverine [2009]
X-Men: First Class [2011]
X-Men: Days of Future Past [2014]
X-Men: Apocalypse [2016]


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