The Psychotronic One-Line Movie Review
Random Movie Selection Page

For those that don't want to read movie reviews all day or want something new to watch

Welcome to my one-line movie review site. Technically, most of the reviews are more than one line but the point is, they're short. I began listing the movies that I've seen, since January of 2017, providing you with a short paragraph to give you some idea of what I thought of that film. Considering I'm in my mid-60s and have been a fanatical movie viewer since I was a kid, I figure my opinion ought to be worth something. As of this writing, there's now well over 1150 reviews. If you'd like to get right to it, here's the links. Below the links is some site information you may find of interest.

20 Newest Reviews
with personal rating and review date.
Click title for review.

Black Holes: The Edge of All We Know [2020] 7/10 - 9/19/21
Rabid [1977] 7/10 - 9/16/21
First Blood [1982] 7/10 - 9/13/21
The Hidden [1987] 9/10 - 9/12/21
House of the Living Dead [1974] 6/10 - 9/10/21
Stir of Echoes: The Homecoming [2007] 6/10 - 9/9/21
Queen of Spades [2021] 5/10 - 9/5/21
Anything for Jackson [2020] 7/10 - 9/4/21
47 Ronin [2013] 6/10 - 9/3/21
The Forever Purge [2021] 7/10 - 8/30/21
Pig [2021] 7/10 - 8/26/21
The Last Vermeer [2019] 7/10 - 8/26/21
32 Malasana Street [2020] 6/10 - 8/23/21
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor [2008] 7/10 - 8/22/21
The Devil's Doorway [2018] 6/10 - 8/18/21
Once Upon a Time in the West [1968] 10/10 - 8/18/21
Encounters of the Spooky Kind [1980] 6/10 - 8/16/21
Black & White: The Dawn of Justice [2014] 6/10 - 8/15/21
Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens [2016] 6/10 - 8/13/21
Hunted [2020] 0/10 - 8/9/21

Alphabetical Listings of All Films

Comprehensive New Movie Release Date List
September 10 - September 24, 2021

*HOT* The Ultimate Avengers Timeline! *HOT*
The Best Films List
Scheduled Viewings & Upcoming Reviews
The Profoundly Twisted Films List
Series, Sequels, Prequels, & Franchises
Failing the 20 Minute Test
Just show me the trailers!

Each of the site listings has a Trailer button (if available) and an IMDb link and rating, as well as my own personal rating banner. My personal rating is, quite often, far different from the usual reviewers and critics. I'm not highly critical and I'm easily entertained so consider me a reviewer for the average movie enthusiast with a love for escapist entertainment. I usually only give bad reviews to movies that break my cardinal rules: Don't bore me, don't make me endure unlikable characters, and don't make smart people do stupid or illogical things just to advance a storyline.

I've had people meniton that my site is very "vintage" fact, I've had some tell me it sucks. But I, for one, like simple. I tend to get tired of the in-your-face advertising and page layouts that can be so confusing they require a roadmap ...not to meniton all the informtion they're collecting on your visit. This site is completely safe - no ads, no cookies, no collection of visitor information, easy to navigate and the "Random Movie Recommendation" button is the only java script on the site. If you send me an E-Mail, for whatever reason, your address will remain private and not be abused.

If you want to talk movies or invite me to a movie party, I'm game. Just send me a note. Also, I have a Ventilo chat server so we can bug each other and riff the film like MST3K, if you like.

Enjoy your visit!

Latest News

July 18, 2021 - The site now contains 1,300+ movie reviews. Yeehaw!

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