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The One-Line Movie Review Page
For those that don't want to read movie reviews all day

Welcome to my one-line movie review site. Technically, most of the reviews are more than one line but the point is, they're short. If you're like me, trying to gain some insight into a movie shouldn't require 10 minutes reading a dozen paragraphs of blah, blah, blah. So, I've begun listing the movies that I've seen, beginning with January of 2017, and providing you with just a couple lines that will give you some idea of what I thought of that movie.

Each of the listings have the IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes ratings, as well as my own personal rating. If you'd like more information on a movie, clicking the movie title will take you directly to the movie's IMDb page. Also, if the movie is "on demand" with Netflix, Hulu, and YouTube TV, you'll see an icon that will take you directly to the movie's page on that particular site and begin playing immediately ...if you have an account with that site, that is.

Send me your one-line reviews. If you have opinions about the movies you've seen, feel free to drop by the Submission Page and I will be glad to include your reviews on the web-site.

NOTE: The "Best of the Month" award may not be the highest rated movie of the month but rather the highest rated movie I saw for the first time during that month. 

Listings by Month

May 2017
April 2017
March 2017
February 2017
January 2017

Alphabet Listing of All Films

[Rec]3: Genesis [2012]
[Rec] 4: Apocalypse [2014]
1-Ichi [2003]

The Abandoned [2006]
Assassin's Creed [2016]
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford [2007]
Avengers: Age of Ultron [2015]

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans [2009]
Black Ops (aka Deadwater) [2008]
Blair Witch [2016]
Blood Gnome [2004]
The Body Snatcher [1945]
A Bucket of Blood [1959]
Bullet to the Head [2012]

The Chronicles of Riddick [2004]
Contact [1997]
Contagion [2011] (Coming Soon)
Contract Killers [2008]
Creepshow 2 [1987]
Critters [1986]

Danny the Dog (aka Unleashed) [2005]
Dawn of the Dead [1978]
Day of the Dead [1985]
Day of the Woman (aka I Spit on Your Grave) [1978]
Deadpool [2016]
Deadtime Stories: Volume 1 [2009]
Deadwater (aka Black Ops) [2008]
Deaths of Ian Stone [2007]
The Descent [2005]
The Descent 2 [2009]
Desert Saints [2002]
The Devil Inside [2012]
The Devil's Advocate [1997]
Devil's Pass [2013] (Coming Soon)
Diary of the Dead [2007] (Coming Soon)
Die Hard [1988]
Don't Breathe [2016]

Eat That Question: Frank Zappa in His Own Words [2016]
The Evil Within (aka Mine Games) [2012]

Feast III: The Happy Finish [2009]
From Beyond [1986]

Grave Encounters 2 [2012]
Green Zone [2010]
The Grudge [2004]
The Grudge 2 [2006]
The Grudge 3 [2009]

The Hamiltons [2006]
Hard Boiled [1992]
Haunter [2013]
The Haunting [1963]
Hellraiser: Hellseeker [2002]
Hellraiser: Inferno [2000]
Husk [2011]

I Spit on Your Grave (aka Day of the Woman) [1978]
I Spit on Your Grave 2 [2013]
Identity [2003]
Inception [2010]

Jack Reacher [2012]
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back [2016]
Jamaica Inn [1939]
Ju-On [2002]
Ju-On 2 [2003]
Ju-on: The Beginning of the End [2014]
Ju-on: Black Ghost (aka Girl in Black) [2009]
Ju-on: The Final Curse [2015]
Ju-on: White Ghost (aka Old Lady in White) [2009]

Land of the Dead [2005] (Coming Soon)
The Last Stand [2013]
The Lathe of Heaven [1980]
The Librarian: Quest for the Spear [2004] (Coming Soon)
The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines [2006] (Coming Soon)
The Lincoln Lawyer [2011] (Coming Soon)
Logan [2017]
Lone Survivor [2013]

Mafia! [1998]
Major League [1989]
Major League II [1994]
Man Eater (aka Unnatural) [2015]
The Man from Earth [2007]
Maniac [1980]
Maniac [2012]
Metal: A Headbanger's Journey [2005]
Mine Games (aka The Evil Within) [2012]
The Mist [2007]
Monster Man [2003]
My Favorite Year [1982]

Network [1976]
Night of the Living Dead [1968]

Oblivion [2013] (Coming Soon)
Ouija: Origin of Evil [2016]

Passengers [2016]
Phone Booth [2002]
Pitch Black [2000]
Prophecy [1995]
Psycho II [1983]
Psycho III [1986]
Punisher [1989]
Punisher: War Zone [2008] (Coming Soon)

Re-Kill [2015]
Rear Window [1954]
Red Room [1999]
Reservoir Dogs [1992]
Riddick [2013]
The Ring [2002]
Ringu [1998]
Ringu 2 [1999]

Sadako vs. Kayako [2016]
The St. Valentine's Day Massacre [1967]
Sanatorium [2013]
Sin City [2005]
Skinwalker Ranch [2013]
Snowpiercer [2013] (Coming Soon)
Somebody Help Me [2007]
Stash House [2012] (Coming Soon)
Survival of the Dead [2009] (Coming Soon)

Taken [2008]
Taken 2 [2012]
Taken 3 (aka Tak3n) [2014]
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight [1995]
Traitor [2008]

Under the Skin [2013]
Unleashed (aka Danny the Dog) [2005]
Unnatural (aka Man Eater) [2015]
Used Cars [1980]
The Usual Suspects [1995]

V/H/S [2012]
V/H/S/2 [2013]
V/H/S Viral [2014]

The VVitch (A New-England Folktale) [2015]
WolfCreek 2 [2013]
The Wolverine [2013]

X-Men [2000]
X2: X-Men United [2003]
X-Men: The Last Stand [2006]
X-Men Origins: Wolverine [2009]
X-Men: First Class [2011]
X-Men: Days of Future Past [2014]
X-Men: Apocalypse [2016]

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