The Psychotronic One-Line Movie Review
and
Random Movie Selection Page

For those that don't want to read movie reviews all day or want something new to watch


Welcome to my one-line movie review site. Technically, most of the reviews are more than one line but the point is, they're short. I began listing the movies that I've seen, since January of 2017, providing you with a short paragraph to give you some idea of what I thought of that film. Considering I'm in my mid-60s and have been a fanatical movie viewer since I was a kid, and considering I've taken film study courses, I figure my opinion ought to be worth something. As of this writing, there's over 1480 reviews. If you'd like to get right to it, here's the links.
Below the links is some site information you may find of interest. I'm also in the process of copying my reviews over to a new account on Letterboxd. The web site will continue to operate independently

Alphabetical Listings of All Films

Comprehensive New Movie Release Date List
November 18 - December 2, 2022

*HOT* The Ultimate Avengers Timeline! *HOT*
Updated November 22, 2022

The Best Films List
The Profoundly Twisted Films List
Movie Review Rating System
Scheduled Viewings & Upcoming Reviews
Failed to Impress List


20 Newest Reviews
(Click the poster to see review)


                       


                       


                       


                       



Each of the site listings has a Trailer button (if available) and an IMDb link and rating, as well as my own personal rating banner. My personal rating is, quite often, far different from the usual reviewers and critics. I'm not highly critical and I'm easily entertained so consider me a reviewer for the average movie enthusiast with a love for escapist entertainment and a short attention span. I usually only give bad reviews to movies that break my cardinal rules: Don't bore me, don't make me endure unlikable characters, and don't make smart people do stupid or illogical things just to advance a story line. I've also begun adding a streaming link to my reviews, if available, so, if you see something that sounds good, you may be able to watch it for free right now!

If you want to talk movies and/or plan a film party sometime, drop me an E-Mail. I think forming a movie club that gets together to watch a films online would be very cool. I have a Ventrilo voice server so the group can voice chat securely. Your E-mail address will remain private and not be abused.

Enjoy your visit!


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