The Psychotronic One-Line Movie Review
and
Random Movie Selection Page

For those that don't want to read movie reviews all day or want something new to watch


Welcome to my one-line movie review site. Technically, most of the reviews are more than one line but the point is, they're short. If you're like me, trying to gain some insight into a movie shouldn't require 10 minutes reading a dozen paragraphs of blah, blah, blah. So, I've begun listing the movies that I've seen, beginning with January of 2017, and providing you with just a couple lines that will give you some idea of what I thought of that film.

Each of the listings have the IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes ratings, as well as my own personal rating. I think you'll find that my personal rating is, quite often, higher than the usual reviewers and critics. Perhaps that's because I don't try to dissect a film to death - even though I've studied film - and I watch movies for escapist entertainment ...and I'm easily entertained.

If you'd like more information on a movie, clicking the movie title will take you directly to the movie's IMDb page. I've also included a quick link to a trailer of the film (if available).

I'm always up for movie recommendations. Send me a note and let me know what you'd like to see a review of and I'll be glad to check it out. If you have opinions about the movies you've seen, feel free to drop by the Submission Page and I will be glad to include your reviews on the web-site.

If you're not sure what to watch tonight, try my random movie recommendations. This will take you to a random location on the site with a couple movies to choose from. Those that submit reviews will have their movies included so send in reviews of your favorites and help enlarge the list!

NOTE: The "Best of the Month" award may not be the highest rated movie of the month but rather the highest rated movie I saw for the first time during that month.

Listings by Month

September 2017
August 2017
July 2017
June 2017
May 2017
April 2017
March 2017
February 2017
January 2017

Best 20 Movies This Year ...so far. (Only includes movies that I've seen for the first time this year)

1. The Accountant [2016] (9.6)
2. The Man from Earth [2007] (9.3)
2. Metal: A Headbanger's Journey [2005] (9.3)
4. Reincarnation (aka Rinne) [2005] (9.2)
5. Logan [2017] (8.8)
6. Antiviral [2012] (8.6)
7. The Horde [2009] (8.5)
7. Banshee Chapter [2013] (8.5)
7. Serenity [2005] (8.5)
7. The Boondock Saints [1999] (8.5)
11. Get Out [2017] (8.4)
11. X-Men: Apocalypse [2016] (8.4)
13. Eat That Question: Frank Zappa in His Own Words [2016] (8.3)
14. Memories of Murder (aka Salinui chueok) [2003] (8.2)
15. The Devil's Candy [2015] (8.0)
15. The Secret Life of Pets [2016] (8.0)
15. V/H/S/2 [2013] (8.0)
15. The VVitch (A New-England Folktale) [2015] (8.0)
19. The X Files: Fight the Future [1998] (8.1)
20. Avengers: Age of Ultron [2015] (7.9)

Worst 20 Movies This Year ...so far

1. Lumberjack Man [2015] (0.7)
2. Strigoi (aka The Undead) [2009] (2.4)
3. Ritual [2013] (2.5)
3. Asylum [2014] (2.5)
3. Blood Gnome [2004] (2.5)
6. Perdidos (aka Strayed) [2014] (2.6)
7. Ratter [2015] (2.8)
8. Red Room [1999] (2.9)
9. The Wicked Within [2015] (3.0)
9. Deadpool [2016] (3.0)
11. The Hidden II [1993] (3.1)
11. The Task [2011] (3.1)
13. Dying Breed [2008] (3.2)
13. Shadows & Lies (aka William Vincent) [2010] (3.2)
15. Trouble Every Day [2001] (3.3)
15. The Wasp Woman [1995] (3.3)
15. Somebody Help Me [2007] (3.3)
18. Unnatural (aka Man Eater) [2015] (3.4)
18. Black Ops (aka Deadwater) [2008] (3.4)
18. House of Bodies [2014] (3.4)

Alphabet Listing of All Films

00  |   A  |   B  |   C  |   D  |   E  |   F  |   G  |   H  |   I  |   J  |   K  |   L  |   M  |   N  |   O  |   P  |   Q   |   R  |   S  |   T  |   U  |   V  |   W  |   X  |   Y   |   Z
00
[Rec]3: Genesis [2012]
[Rec] 4: Apocalypse [2014]
1-Ichi [2003]
12 Rounds [2009]
The 39 Steps [1935]
51 (aka Area 51) [2011]
56 and Counting (aka Ab Tak Chhappan) [2004]

A
Ab Tak Chhappan (aka 56 and Counting) [2004]
The Abandoned [2006]
The Accountant [2016]
Ahi va el diablo (aka Here Comes the Devil) [2012]
All Hallows' Eve [2013]
American Assassin [2017]
Amusement [2008] (Coming Soon)
Antibodies (aka Antikorper) [2005]
Antikorper (aka Antibodies) [2005]
Antiviral [2012]
Area 51 (aka 51) [2011]
Assassin's Creed [2016]
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford [2007]
Asylum [2014]
Autopsy [2008]
Avengers: Age of Ultron [2015]

B
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans [2009]
Banshee Chapter [2013]
Bastard [2015]
Battle Royale (aka Batoru rowaiaru) [2000]
Before I Wake (aka Somnia) [2016]
Beneath [2013]
Black Ops (aka Deadwater) [2008]
Blair Witch [2016]
The Blob [1988]
Blood Gnome [2004]
The Body Snatcher [1945]
The Boondock Saints [1999]
Bowery at Midnight [1942]
A Bucket of Blood [1959]
Bullet to the Head [2012]

C
Carved: The Slit-Mouthed Woman (aka Kuchisake-onna) [2007]
Carriers [2009]
Chakushin ari (aka One Missed Call) [2003]
The Chronicles of Riddick [2004]
Conan the Barbarian [2011]
Contact [1997]
Contagion [2011]
Contract Killers [2008]
Creepshow 2 [1987]
Creepshow 3 [2006]
Criminal Desire (aka Lovers and Liars) [1998]
Critters [1986]

D
Danny the Dog (aka Unleashed) [2005]
Dark Circles [2013]
Dark City [1998]
Dark Feed [2013]
The Dark Knight [2008]
Dark Skies (aka Sharknado) [2013]
Dawn of the Dead [1978]
Day of the Dead [1985]
Day of the Woman (aka I Spit on Your Grave) [1978]
Dead Awake [2016]
Dead of Night (aka Suspension, The Haddon County Massacre) [2015]
Dead Snow (aka Dod sno) [2009]
Deadpool [2016]
Deadtime Stories: Volume 1 [2009]
Deadtime Stories: Volume 2 [2011]
Deadwater (aka Black Ops) [2008]
Death Race [2008]
Death Race 2 [2010]
Death Race 3: Inferno [2013]
Deaths of Ian Stone [2007]
Deathsport [1978]
The Descent [2005]
The Descent 2 [2009]
Desert Saints [2002]
The Devil Inside [2012]
The Devil's Advocate [1997]
The Devil's Candy [2015]
Devil's Pass (aka The Dyatlov Pass Incident) [2013]
Diario de um Exorcista - Zero (aka Diary of an Exorcist - Zero) [2016]
Diary of the Dead [2007]
Die Hard [1988]
Dod sno (aka Dead Snow) [2009]
Dog Soldiers [2002]
Don't Breathe [2016]
Doomsday Book (aka In-lyu-myeol-mang-bo-go-seo) [2012]
The Dyatlov Pass Incident (aka Devil's Pass) [2013]
Dying Breed [2008]

E
Eat That Question: Frank Zappa in His Own Words [2016]
Ek Ajnabee [2005]
El Gringo [2012]
Enemy [2013]
Event Horizon [1997]
The Evil Within (aka Mine Games) [2012]
Excalibur [1981]
The Expendables [2010]

F
Farm House [2008]
Feast II: Sloppy Seconds [2008]
Feast III: The Happy Finish [2009]
From Beyond [1986]
From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money [1999]
From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter [1999]
From Within [2008]

G
Get Out [2017]
The Girl with All the Gifts [2016]
Goodnight Mommy (aka Ich seh ich seh) [2014]
Grave Encounters 2 [2012]
Green Zone [2010]
The Grudge [2004]
The Grudge 2 [2006]
The Grudge 3 [2009]
Guilty Conscience [1985]
Gwoemul (aka The Host) [2006]

H
Hackers [1995]
The Haddon County Massacre (aka Suspension, Dead of Night) [2015]
The Hamiltons [2006]
Hard Boiled [1992]
Haunter [2013]
The Haunting [1963]
Headshot [2011] (Coming Soon)
Headshot [2016]
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth [1992]
Hellraiser IV: Bloodline [1996]
Hellraiser V: Inferno [2000]
Hellraiser VI: Hellseeker [2002]
Her [2013]
Here Alone [2016] (Coming Soon)
Here Comes the Devil (aka Ahi va el diablo) [2012]
The Hidden II [1993]
The Hitcher II: I've Been Waiting [2003]
Homefront [2013]
The Horde [2009]
The Horde [2016]
Horizon (aka Oblivion) [2013]
Horns [2013] (Coming Soon)
The Host (aka Gwoemul) [2006]
The Hot Rock [1972]
House of Bodies [2014]
Husk [2011]

I
I Spit on Your Grave (aka Day of the Woman) [1978]
I Spit on Your Grave 2 [2013]
Ich seh ich seh (aka Goodnight Mommy) [2014]
Identity [2003]
In-lyu-myeol-mang-bo-go-seo (aka Doomsday Book) [2012]
Inbred [2011]
Inception [2010]
Inferno [2016]
Into the Blue [2005]
It Follows [2014] (Coming Soon)

J
Jack Reacher [2012]
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back [2016]
Jamaica Inn [1939]
Jisatsu sakuru (aka Suicide Club) [2001]
Ju-On [2002]
Ju-On 2 [2003]
Ju-on: The Beginning of the End [2014]
Ju-on: Black Ghost (aka Girl in Black) [2009]
Ju-on: The Final Curse [2015]
Ju-on: White Ghost (aka Old Lady in White) [2009]

K
Kibakichi: Bakko-yokaiden (aka Werewolf Warrior) [2004]
KL Zombi [2013]
Kuchisake-onna (aka Carved: The Slit-Mouthed Woman) [2007]

L
Land of the Dead [2005]
The Last Stand [2013]
The Lathe of Heaven [1980]
The Lego Movie [2014]
The Librarian: Quest for the Spear [2004]
The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines [2006]
The Librarian: The Curse of the Judas Chalice [2008]
The Lincoln Lawyer [2011]
Logan [2017]
Lone Survivor [2013]
Lovers and Liars (aka Criminal Desire) [1998]
Lumberjack Man [2015]

M
Madeo (aka Mother) [2009]
Mafia! [1998]
Major League [1989]
Major League II [1994]
Major League III: Back to the Minors [1998]
Man Eater (aka Unnatural) [2015]
The Man from Earth [2007]
Man on a Ledge [2012]
The Man Who Knew Too Much [1934] (Coming Soon)
Maniac [1980]
Maniac [2012]
Memories of Murder (aka Salinui chueok) [2003]
Metal: A Headbanger's Journey [2005]
Mine Games (aka The Evil Within) [2012]
The Mist [2007]
Monster Man [2003]
The Monuments Men [2014]
Mother (aka Madeo) [2009]
Murder! [1930]
Mutants [2009]
My Favorite Year [1982]

N
Necronomicon: Book of the Dead [1993]
Network [1976]
The Newton Boys [1998]
Night Gallery [1969] (Coming Soon)
Night of the Living Dead [1968]
No estamos solos (aka We Are Not Alone) [2016]

O
Oblivion (aka Horizon) [2013]
The Odd Couple II [1998]
One Missed Call (aka Chakushin ari) [2003]
Open Desert [2013]
Ouija: Origin of Evil [2016]

P
The Pact [2012]
The Pact II [2014]
Passengers [2016]
Perdidos (aka Strayed) [2014]
Phone Booth [2002]
Pitch Black [2000]
Plague Town [2008]
Planet Terror [2007]
Porky's [1981]
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies [2016]
Prophecy [1995]
The Prophecy II [1998]
Psycho II [1983]
Psycho III [1986]
Punisher [1989]
Punisher: War Zone [2008]

R
Ratter [2015]
Re-Kill [2015]
Rear Window [1954]
Red Dragon [2002]
Red Room [1999]
Reincarnation (aka Rinne) [2005]
The Rejuvenator (aka Rejuvenatrix) [1988]
Rejuvenatrix (aka The Rejuvenator) [1988]
Reservoir Dogs [1992]
The Rezort [2015] (Coming Soon)
Riddick [2013]
The Ring [2002]
Ringu [1998]
Ringu 2 [1999]
Rinne (aka Reincarnation) [2005]
Ritual [2013]

S
Sacrifice [2016]
Sadako vs. Kayako [2016]
The St. Valentine's Day Massacre [1967]
Salinui chueok (aka Memories of Murder) [2003]
San ren xing (aka Three) [2016]
Sanatorium [2013]
Seconds Apart [2011]
The Secret Life of Pets [2016]
Serenity [2005]
Se7en [1995] (Coming Soon)
Shadows & Lies (aka William Vincent) [2010]
Shallow Ground [2004]
Sharknado (aka Dark Skies) [2013]
Sin City [2005]
SiREN [2016]
Skinwalker Ranch [2013]
Skinwalkers [2006]
Sleepaway Camp [1983]
Snowpiercer [2013]
Soldiers of Fortune [2012]
Somebody Help Me [2007]
Somnia (aka Before I Wake) [2016]
Stand Off [2011]
Star Trek [2009] (Coming Soon)
Stash House [2012]
Strayed (aka Perdidos) [2014]
Strigoi (aka The Undead) [2009]
Suicide Club (aka Jisatsu sakuru) [2001]
Survival of the Dead [2009]
Suspension (aka Dead of Night, The Haddon County Massacre) [2015]

T
Taken [2008]
Taken 2 [2012]
Taken 3 (aka Tak3n) [2014]
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight [1995]
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie [1990]
The Task [2011]
The Thompsons [2012]
Three (aka San ren xing) [2016]
Tigerland [2000]
Titicut Follies [1967]
Toolbox Murders [2004]
Top Secret! [1984] (Coming Soon)
Traitor [2008]
Transit [2012]
Trick 'r Treat [2007]
Trouble Every Day [2001]

U
The Unborn [2009]
The Undead (aka Strigoi) [2009]
Under the Skin [2013]
Unleashed (aka Danny the Dog) [2005]
Unnatural (aka Man Eater) [2015]
Used Cars [1980]
The Usual Suspects [1995]

V
V/H/S [2012]
V/H/S/2 [2013]
V/H/S Viral [2014]
The Void [2016]

W
The Wasp Woman [1995]
We Are Not Alone (aka No estamos solos) [2016]
Werewolf Warrior (aka Kibakichi: Bakko-yokaiden) [2004]
What Ever Happened to Aunt Alice? [1969]
What's the Matter with Helen? [1971]
The Wicked Within [2015]
William Vincent (aka Shadows & Lies) [2010]
The VVitch (A New-England Folktale) [2015]
WolfCreek 2 [2013]
The Wolverine [2013]

X
The X Files: Fight the Future [1998]
X-Men [2000]
X2: X-Men United [2003]
X-Men: The Last Stand [2006]
X-Men Origins: Wolverine [2009]
X-Men: First Class [2011]
X-Men: Days of Future Past [2014]
X-Men: Apocalypse [2016]


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